by glocness » 07 May 2013, 06:28
The adventures of the Sudsy fist expedition crew takes off again. Months have passed for the group and we are now high ranking and well taken care of officials in lord Lengs land. He has claimed the town of Deeprock and the surrounding lands as his own and in the process of reopening many closed mines has discovered rich veins of red marble and mithral! THe problem is the Red Drakes have outlived their usefulness and as such his task to us is to run interfirence in any and all Red Drake activity in the area. We began by tracking a troup of 4 Red Drake champions, which we later ambushed and luckily defeated (hey, these guys were led by a Sylvester Stalone super body builder baddy type and one that was apparently a reincarnation of a muscular-hun Jet Li type, who we discovered were en route to negotiate an alliance with the local stone giants. We, under the advisement of lord Leng, took their place, went to the giant city, won their trust by defeating their greatest champion in one on one combat and initiated negotiations between lord Leng and the stone giant king. Lord Leng has not only allowed us to build a temple to the recently revived god Peyton (brother to my characters god) but plans on building a mighty fortress to house his forces and withstand enemy sieges. With the signing/forming of this new alliance with the stone giants he not only believes that the Red Drakes no long have a place in "his kingdom" but, "Tharkendelve may soon be ours" as well! I'm pushing ever so liberaly to also erect a temple to my characters god and our Ranger Berggitta also has hopes of rebuilding our destroyed (again, NOT MY FAULT....completely) tavern. What great things await the sudsy fist expedition?
We also began a campaign of (my spelling is gonna be totaly off on this so, my appologies in advance) Kathulu. With us we have a neurotic wrestler who always talks/converses like he's in character on TV....which really creeps people out considering he looks like a gynormous steriod base metro-sexual with an identity crisis, a fat midget chemist who's obsessed with finding ways to make things explode and has a short temper (this guy even has a womans name, hates law enforcement/firefighters and is Irish to boot, god help us all), a back woods country hick type lady and a former porn star/washing out vegas magician with delusions of granduer (but he's got the looks and personality to make everyone including himself to believe otherwise). Thus far, we have: seen a van blow up and catch fire, extinguished the fire by throwing an extinguisher inside (yeah, the midget did that..made a nice boom and blew a tire into his chest...ow. But hey, fire's out!!), watched a dog made of ashes whine and whimper before collapsing outside the van (apparently this dog TALKED to it's owner, which freaker our wrester guy OUT) and the dogs owner went home with the magician where she was somehow transformed into a zombie who wanted to eat his liver so he left her locked in the room and ran away with his niece. This.......yeah, odd, I know. I just can't wait to have a vest full of explosives (I cook em in my basement....my character, not me personally. Gotta clarify that.....so, not me, the midget) that I just hurl at a moments notice to blow up...whatever it is we're surviving. To be continued!